part five is EXTREME !!

i am very extreme and cool !!

that was reason one of why i am very extreme & cool.
the people said i had the best landing of the day !
waa i felt so pro !!

SECOND REASON WHY I AM VERY EXTREME AND COOL
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ok this one the pictures kinda suck because bob-charlie cannot swim =_=
i must buy bob-charlie his special floatie (in 'normal language' that would mean "camera waterproofing case") so next time you can see how sexy it was!!

those sparkles arent photoshopped 0_0

that is a crap picture =_=

ok the next few pictures are definately not my pictures but i want you to see what i saw and since bobcharlie wouldve drowned to get these, i had to google =_=

so we went snorkelling. and bekah being 'overly friendly' went talking to the random malay guys who worked as lifeguards there

you know what my mom said ?
"bekah that is the sort of attitude that will get you raped"
=___=
but whatever i had a better time than those non-rape-attitude people did

so yeah i talked to them. and i was like. 'why no fish here. i went to tioman got so many fish . ripoff haha'
and they were like 'haha youre at the wrong parts.'
somehow, i ended up persuading abu (who was actually hot in a malay way.) to take me around the ENTIRE place :DD

come to think of it, that definately is the sort of attitude that will get me raped =_=
up til then i had only seen these small small lame lame fish that were all small and silver . LAME. ok i saw a baby shark too. but because i was swimming in 'all the wrong parts' i didnt see the real shit.

BUT THE FIRST BLOODY FISH I SAW WHEN FOLLOWING ABU WAS A FUCKEN MONSTER.


that. is the barracuda.

IT SWAM RIGHT UP
TO MY FACE
I FREAKED.
I PANICKED .
I ACTUALLY FORGOT TO SWIM AND WAS ABOUT TO SCREAM
..which can be very unpleasant underwater =_=
then abu kicked me .
mofo.
so i sorta calmed down
and with that fish swimming about 3 feet away from us, he was like "you okay"
and i think i mustve look bloody petrified cos he was like "dont worry it doesnt hurt people"
i attempted a shaky laugh (ha.aa.aaa. haaa.aaa.) and was like "are you sure ?"
he was "yes, they are well fed here"
then i asked "what if they're hungry"

AND THEN
THE
ASSHOLE
LAUGHED.

not very comforting =_=

so ignoring the nightmare fish, we swam on. i must say WAAA HE SO PRO.
he could dive so deep without the mask and stuff
while everyone else still floundering around with scuba gear (very hard to look cool)

he dove down and caught me one of those clownfish (commonly known as "NEMO" =_=) because i asked him to. i got to hold it !!
and then (this is when it gets stupid) he voluntarily dove down and 'caught' (well it cant be really difficult to 'catch' them, seeing as how they uh. dont move ? ) 3 different types of sea-cucumber.
all very phallic-shaped. i cannot emphasize just how phallic shaped.
think a living, detached penis =_=
and one of them. squirted.
nofuckingjoke.
im like 'what is this guy on to .'

i got to hold those too but i was too busy thinking about what they resembled so i just dropped them back into the deep blue sea where they belonged lol
.very squishy.

i very lazy to google pictures now can you tell?

anyway, that is what makes me extreme. I SWAM 5 KM THAT DAY !!
my awesomely manly calves/thighs were BURNING.