OHMYGEE !!

part one.

me: karen lets go town
karen: no i lazy.
me: ok i'll meet you bing !!
karen: OIIII.
-slam-


part two

me: ..um karen i have no ride.
karen: haha loooooser.
me: shut up
-slam-

part three


karen: i'm two minutes away.
me: OI MOTHERFUCKER IM NOT READY
karen: well. HA-HA.
-slam-


part four

karen arrives with me looking like i just been through a spin cycle.
i really wasnt ready.

karen: did you go through a spin cycle ?
me: .fuck. .off.
karen: -laughs-


part five

in the car, i try to stop looking like a mushroom fresh from a spin cycle.
this does not work =_=
i accidentally stab my eye with eyeliner.
this does not help either.

STUPID ROADBUMPS.


part six

karen and i have an awesomeawesomeawesome august 30th and celebrate merdeka early bowowow.

part eight


karen and i eat until we wanna die.
then we get anneurism.
ah-noo-ree-sm.
whatever.

part nine


we talked to a random lady and told her the interrupting cow joke

AhHAHAHAHAHA

part ten

mom asked me to come back i decided i was too cool for town so i went home.
mmm =_=